The last few days at work have gone like this.
Work work work....bored bored bored. Look at my hands...look at and see the hand sanitizer. EXCITEMENT! Put on hand sanitizer. Rub it lovingly on my hands. Enjoy the germ free feeling. Smell the clean smell...mmmmm wait....put my hands up to my nose and inhale....ahhhh.
More work. More bored. Stare around at the office....AHA! HAND SANITIZER! I get excited. Put on hand sanitizer. Rub on onto my hands in anticipation of the lovely lovely smell and .... sigh. Satisfaction.
I believe I may have become addicted to the smell of my hand sanitizer. Kind of the way I get after cleaning my house with cleaning product except WAY more excited. And its easier to do.
Spare me the lectures. The first step to healing is admittance.
2 comments:
You guys have such a "sideways" sense of humor that never fails to crack me up or make me feel like I've been a victim of a "drive-by" joke!
lol. one day you and Rob will publish your silliness and I will be the first one to be in line to get it :)
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